I love watching things fall off of other things. Nothing delights me more than knocking things off various tables or night stands. Liz’s earrings? Pushed off the coffee table. Can of fruit? Knocked off the table. Glasses of water on night stands? Pushed right off the edge and onto computers, the floor, books, clothes. It thrills me to no end. I never get tired of it. Its literally my favorite thing to do. I also love to see how upset it makes everyone in the apartment. Liz and Ben always yell about it, but I just think its awesome. And I’m always waiting for it to not fall, you know? Just like pause, mid air. I think that’d be totally freakin cool. So I keep trying for it. We’ll see.
Speaking of my favorite things to do, my second favorite thing to do is to sleep on hard things. Paper, laptops, coffee tables, oooh textbooks are my favorite. There’s something about that spine support that just makes me tingly on the inside. And sometimes, after I’ve gotten totally relaxed and taken a nice nap on the closest newspaper or library book, I’ll just start chewing on it and eat it. Because there is nothing yummier than warmed up paper products. Papers so chewy and crunchy and rough so it just tastes great and goes down smooth. Cardboard boxes, Chris’s old school projects, Liz’s books, it’s even better than wet food (NOT dry food, there is nothing that tastes better than dry food).
Anyways, those are my two favorite things. I think the third might be Bren and Bren’s room. In fact, that might be my number one favorite. Move all the others down a number. I love Bren, I wonder when he’ll be home….
-Brady
